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Going German:
6th Fallschirmjäger, 2B
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The Hellions were recruited by the Axis this year to join the German elite paratrooper regiment–better known as the "Green Devils"–for Oklahoma D-Day '08. The world's largest annual paintball event that was held this year from June 9-15.
Summer 2008 Edition Source: Axis Command recruitment
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New face of Tippmann
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This past fall, the biggest name in scenario paintball markers,Tippmann Sports, named Lonnie Colson its new 'Featured Player' in all of its national ads. See him on newsstands now. 2B

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Tools of the trade

Grendel Gear Photo Gear in action

Sometimes referred to as a 'Gear Hog', Grendel hauls around more crap than a PX Ranger on a weekend drill outting. Check out his custom X7 marker and other field equipment. #B

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Do you recognize that name?
    Lonnie named in Paintball 2Xtremes as most recognized scenario player. #B
Paintball poster boy
    A poster for an upcoming documentary on D-Day has a familar backside. #B
Hammerhead story
    After a test-fire at D-Day, team became HammerHead's unoffical spokesmen. #B
Television debut
    Seen on millions of televisions across Chicago, Grendel hits CBS 2 News. #B

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Hellions OPFOR group photo. (Source: D. McClelland)
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A New Storm is Rising:
On May 17 the Hellions became scenario producers with 'Red Storm Rising' event
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Lonnie "Grendel" Colson briefs players at Red Storm Rising. (Source: M. Eggleston)
      Last fall, CPX Sports, the premier sponsor of the Hellions Scenario Paintball Team, approached Team Captain, Lonnie "Grendel" Colson and first introduced the idea of having the team produce a new scenario event at the field. Without hesitating, the team jumped at the opportunity to experience another aspect of the sport. The team wanted to come up with a completely unique event that players would be talking about long after it was over. Members were tired of the same old recycled missions and were certain that other players were as well. The team also wanted to get away from the increasingly over-used World War II era and instead create something more current and emblematic of modern warfare.
      The Hellions reached out to two of paintball's biggest names: Dewayne Convirs, the owner of D-Day Adventure Park and producer of the world's largest scenario, Oklahoma D-Day, and Bill Bailey, owner of Bailey's Battlefield and producer of the World War II Tour of Duty series. Both men signed on to support the event as opposing generals. Convirs would be the commander of the U.S./NATO forces and Bailey would take charge of the Russian aggressors. The basic Chechen storyline was penned by Kevin "Buckshot" Buchaniec, and so Hellions: Red Storm Rising was born.

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       "The year is 2011 and gas is $13.50 a gallon," the event story line began. "Instability is at an all time high in the Middle East, and the unrest has spread to the Republics in the North Caucasus, specifically Dagestan and Chechnya." The region was researched for accuracy as known elements of the past two Chechen wars were incorporated into the event and the CPX map began to look like the region around the republic's embattled capital. The story actually became even more plausible as time went on: Putin went from presiden to prime minister and retained an iron grip on Russia, and Gasoline prices skyrocketed to record levels all across the country.
      The next big step was to market the game. Don "D-Mac" McClelland, the team's resident graphic design wizard worked a number of spells and came up with event posters, signature banners, post cards, and customized the Red Storm Rising online forum.
See RED STORM for more paintball news, next page »
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Das Grindhaus
Hellions roll out the tank

     Red Storm Rising marked another first for the Hellions. Not only was it the first time that the team had ever produced its own scenario event, but it also marked the debut of the Hellions' new armored threat, a paintball tank dubbed "Das Grindhaus".
     Built by the team's mechancial guru, Kevin "Buckshot" Buchaniec, the tank is a sight to behold. Looking at it, one would never believe that it was once an ordinary Geo Tracker. After several months of Buckshot's scapel-like precision with a cutting torch, the end result is enough to make even legendary
Jesse James of American Chopper turn green with envy--after all, how many motorcyles has he designed with twin machine guns?

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 "Das Grindhaus" paintball tank. (Source: Hellions)
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     The first thing that to go from the Geo Tracker was the roof. It had to be lowered significantly and reinforced in order to support the gun turrent. Heavy-duty metal bumpers and classic Army Jeep tires were added to give it an even more rugged military look. As if it needed any more tweaking, Buckshot decided to make the front headlights resemble "black out lights" used on modern combat vehicles.
     The tank's armaments include twin "Double Trouble" automatic Tippmann A-5 markers mounted on a turrent capable of 360-degree movement. A large high pressure air tank was added to the rear of the turret as well to keep the air hoses from becoming entangled. The gunner sits in an elevated seat with full control over the turret's traversing movement. Requests for additional information on the design specifications of the turret have been turned down. Similar tight security measures surround the vehicle's communications array.

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